D e i G r a t i a P o e t a

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

bemusedlybespectacled:

followthebluebell:

so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people

but what if

instead

we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy

“we left this rabies vaccine in the light of a full moon to cleanse it, so it’s safe.  everyone knows about the link between rabies and full moons :)”

“vaccination is an ancient practice going back at least hundreds of years that draws on your body’s natural healing abilities to let you fight disease naturally”

the, the second one is

shit that’s how vaccines actually work

(via bluemidori)

bombboi:

Everyone cheering for Jeff Bozo’s soon 2 be ex wife bc she’s taking half his money and could affect Amazon like she hasn’t been married to him for 25 years profiting from his evil company and probably having some say in if not at least encouraging his inhuman choices in running it.

When u say Down with the 1% u gotta mean their accomplice wives not just the Straight White Men

(via lilacbreastedroller)

pileofknives:

The night before I lost my virginity, I bought condoms and lube from CVS and also applied for a job at that CVS, I didn’t get the job and I didn’t cum.

megapope:

nodiggityok:

megapope:

nodiggityok:

megapope:

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

and? just because this says that doesn’t make it true.

i laugh at jokes about white people and women and myself more than anything else. so what if i laugh at jokes about other people occasionally? come on there are bigger problems in the world than the occasional joke. besides none of you even really believe that satan controls this earth or much less real. 

sorry what was that last bit again

?

that last bit about satan controlling the earth. what was that about

(via saints-for-my-angels)